that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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