But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
