So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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