I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she told me i tasted like america
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
