is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
