You're so nebulous sometimes
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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