Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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