She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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