We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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