you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
