That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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