All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
