its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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