If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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