i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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