found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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