My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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