it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
we're making bets on your personal life
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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