He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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