so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
third nipple confirmed
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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