im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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