Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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