whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
operation have a gay friend backfired
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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