I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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