So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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