This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize