And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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