Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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