Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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