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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she peed on how many people?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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