it wasn't lemon gatorade
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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