when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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