I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I need a beard to bite.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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