I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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