We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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