who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
And the cops told us we were all naked.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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