Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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