yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
