I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Randomize
