Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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