just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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