spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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