i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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