D3 body, D1 cock
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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