So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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