Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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