someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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