can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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