if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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