spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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