Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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