Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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