Say something about gay babies.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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